BREAKING NEWS: THE EARTH IS FLAT!
lunA Scientists Shock the World – Centuries of Science Overturned by a Few Enthusiastic Pilots
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In what may be the greatest scientific breakthrough since someone discovered that pressing the Help button actually helps, researchers at the Lunatic Asylum have officially confirmed what nobody dared to believe:
The Earth is flat. Absolutely flat. And we have the screenshots to prove it.
It All Started on a Saturday…
For countless Saturdays, while ordinary Lunatics were busy shielding their HQs, fighting enemies, or desperately trying to remember whether they had activated Frenzy, a small group of exceptionally enthusiastic pilots was conducting groundbreaking scientific research.
Flying tirelessly from one edge of the world to the other, they collected data, observed the landscape, and occasionally wondered why their aircraft looks liek a regular HQ and how it can even fly when only their formation 2 has wings.
Their dedication has finally paid off.
With the snow of Season 2 gone and the last traces of the Ice Age disappearing, the true shape of our world has finally been revealed.
It’s a disc.
The Capital City Experiment
The decisive breakthrough came from our scientific department, whose members are easily identified by the blue test tubes they proudly wear on their heads.
While less qualified researchers might consider these objects laboratory equipment, lunA scientists have discovered that wearing them as hats significantly increases scientific credibility.
With the snow finally gone, visibility across the world improved dramatically.
Standing at the western edge of the map, our researchers made an astonishing observation:
The Capital City was still visible.
No curvature. No horizon hiding the buildings. No suspicious bending of light.
Just a perfectly flat landscape stretching toward the capital.
Professor Blue Test Tube, speaking on behalf of the research team, explained:
“If the Earth were round, the Capital would have disappeared behind the curvature. But we can see it. Therefore, the Earth is flat. That’s science.”
When asked whether they had considered atmospheric refraction, the professor adjusted his test tube and replied:
“Is that a new Season 3 building?”
The Sun: A Scientific Conspiracy?
The discoveries didn’t stop there.
After extensive observations, our scientists have reached another disturbing conclusion:
There is absolutely no scientific evidence that the Sun exists.
Consider the facts.
The shadows never change direction. The angle of incoming light remains perfectly constant. And perhaps most suspiciously, our entire world experiences daylight 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
No sunrise. No sunset. No night.
Not even a slightly cloudy Tuesday afternoon.
For months, scientists have been searching for an explanation. Their current leading theory suggests that the entire world is illuminated by an enormous invisible lamp operated by the developers.
The research team has requested permission to investigate this possibility, although nobody knows where the light switch might be located.
The Great Southern Hemisphere Mistake
Until the end of the Ice Age, the scientific community of lunA had operated under a completely different assumption.
Researchers believed that our world was spherical and that our countries were located somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere.
Their evidence?
The mysterious differences between summer time and winter time.
Clearly, if clocks change while seasons come and go, there must be something terribly complicated happening with the planet.
For a while, this explanation seemed perfectly reasonable.
Then the snow melted.
And suddenly, the scientists could see across the entire map.
Years of sophisticated astronomical theories collapsed in approximately three seconds.
“We may have slightly overestimated the complexity of our planet,” admitted one researcher, while carefully polishing the blue test tube on his head.
What Happens at the Edge?
Naturally, the discovery raises several important questions.
What lies beyond the edge of the map? Does the world simply end? Could an unfortunate pilot fly off the edge and fall into an endless void?
And most importantly:
If we push an enemy tank over the edge, does it count toward Enemy Buster points?
The scientific department has already submitted a proposal for further experiments.
Unfortunately, the R4 team has rejected the initial funding request, which consisted of 200,000 diamonds, three helicopters, and unlimited access to the Alliance Shop.
Negotiations are ongoing.
A New Era of Scientific Understanding
The implications of this discovery are enormous.
Textbooks will need to be rewritten. Maps will need to be reconsidered. Astronomers may have to find new jobs.
And somewhere in the Lunatic Asylum, a scientist wearing a blue test tube is celebrating the greatest achievement of his career.
The research team has announced that its next project will investigate why tanks can drive through entire forests without damaging a single tree, yet somehow take forever to reach an enemy HQ.
Until then, one thing is certain:
The Earth is flat. The Sun is suspicious. And science has never been in better hands.
This groundbreaking research was proudly conducted by the lunA Scientific Department. All conclusions are supported by extensive in-game observations, questionable methodology, and an impressive collection of blue test tubes.
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